I tried to sell jokes in Minecraft

16 aug 2019
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wood fired pizza?
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I tried to sell jokes in Minecraft


    inti pesqueirainti pesqueiraDag sedan
  • Wait i didnt get to hear the joke

    I do hate this nameI do hate this nameDag sedan
  • holy shit balisticsquid is still around??

    Kenneth ElsasserKenneth Elsasser6 dagar sedan
  • 8:40 call me carson

    • ?

    • 4:59 call me carson

  • It took me a week to figure out this joke and I feel worse now that I did

    Procookie catProcookie cat9 dagar sedan
  • dude he cut the joke off!! what’s the punch line???

    KirkKirk10 dagar sedan
  • oh my gosh speedy and sidearms!! my childhood youtubers all in one video,,

    midnightxbatmidnightxbat27 dagar sedan
  • Damn i wanted to hear the joke at the end, now ill never know how it goes :(

    Ella LewisElla LewisMånad sedan
  • WOOD FIRED PIZZA???????????????????

    Dizzy FlamingoezDizzy FlamingoezMånad sedan
  • what?! why did they cut off the last joke?! i was trying to litsen to it!!!

    lobstarlobstarMånad sedan
  • I’m so happy you killed stupid fortnite man

    Jacob WellsJacob WellsMånad sedan
  • Changed thumbnail?

    Gary DavinsonGary DavinsonMånad sedan

    Just MonikaJust MonikaMånad sedan
  • cool thumbnail from SMP underground

    ioanuioanuMånad sedan
  • How will pizza get a job now???

    Eiji Soft boyEiji Soft boyMånad sedan
  • Why’d it cut off the joke at the end? I wanna hear what it was!

    NawishNawishMånad sedan
  • Wood fired pizza is the best joke ever and the second one is when cereal has milk

    Thegreattonini08’s YouTube channelThegreattonini08’s YouTube channelMånad sedan
  • Is this the one where he cried and things got scary and sad I-

    s.drxkes.drxkeMånad sedan
  • I see Carson’s SMP Underground has been hidden in plain sight in this thumbnail

    Sam GayneySam Gayney2 månader sedan
  • i love how it cuts out at the end

    JigHardyJigHardy2 månader sedan
  • Wood fired pizza wHeRe Is He GoInG WhITh

    Oscar Malik Carsce NissenOscar Malik Carsce Nissen2 månader sedan
  • Wood fired pizza hows pizza ganna get a job now

    Leon j HunterLeon j Hunter2 månader sedan
    • I know woods an asshole

      Leon WakefieldLeon WakefieldMånad sedan
  • rip old thumbnail

    Anthony TrepassoAnthony Trepasso2 månader sedan
  • Why did wood fired pizza?

    NuxeツNuxeツ2 månader sedan
    • Cuz wood is an asshole

      Leon WakefieldLeon WakefieldMånad sedan
  • Rip old thumbnail

    ZioskamiTVZioskamiTV2 månader sedan
  • wood fired pizza? uh yeah, sure hope it does

    rosierosie3 månader sedan
  • Y'all remember when carson ate steak

    fume shroomfume shroom3 månader sedan
  • You changed this one too you cant fool me

    The largest rhinocerosThe largest rhinoceros3 månader sedan
  • Woah new thumbnail

    RG57 2RG57 23 månader sedan
  • Wood

    Slippery JimSlippery Jim3 månader sedan
  • Guys so this crazy thing happened yesterday I was sitting in the back of my car and I saw this sign that said “wood fired pizza” and I was like wood fired pizza, how will pizza get a job now?!

    BewRadBewRad3 månader sedan
  • Wood fired joke stall? How’s joke stall gonna get a job now?

    DifityDifity3 månader sedan
  • What is the game? ( Ik it's Minecraft but like is this a website or mods or what?)

    Logan JohnsonLogan Johnson3 månader sedan
    • Minecraft Monday. Only large SEworldrs can play tho

      Dr.SplarfDr.Splarf3 månader sedan
  • Wood fired pizza is an instant classic

    KatieH2237KatieH22373 månader sedan
  • Wait what was the joke at the end?

    Yeah I'm kinda a big dealYeah I'm kinda a big deal3 månader sedan
  • He didn’t finish the joke what happened while he was sitting in the back seat of his car

    Micah BecknerMicah Beckner3 månader sedan
  • Guy

    Aaden PidperyhoraAaden Pidperyhora3 månader sedan
  • I weigh more than junky XD He is indeed a little man.

    Anice JacksonAnice Jackson3 månader sedan
  • Low key disappointed we never got to hear the end of that joke at the end :/

    Filly reportsFilly reports3 månader sedan
  • Krusty the clown has joined the chat

    T-51b Power ArmorT-51b Power Armor3 månader sedan
  • 12:25 that DanTDM??

    Luna MiazekLuna Miazek4 månader sedan
  • 10:03 sneezes directly into mic.

    Shadow Thestra9274Shadow Thestra92744 månader sedan
  • Bro I wanted to hear the joke at the end

    Rian BooneRian Boone4 månader sedan
  • You can't end the video like that... Now i'm curious to know what the joke is

    Stefano NegriniStefano Negrini4 månader sedan
  • how wil l the pizza get a job now!!!2 2@?/???

    Lucas zzstu DossantosLucas zzstu Dossantos4 månader sedan
  • 16:19 carson didnt even finish the joke.

    OinOinOinOin4 månader sedan
  • What? He didn't finish his joke at the end of the video! I wanted to hear that :(

    VaesonVaeson4 månader sedan
  • Everyone gangsta till gumball says “what r u doing step bro??”

    Hsusnms LolnoobHsusnms Lolnoob4 månader sedan
  • They clearly like the jokes!

    BugsyDanBugsyDan4 månader sedan
  • Hey, what was the ending of the joke at the end, it cuts off...

    Matchstick75Matchstick755 månader sedan
  • Joke*

    Andrew YurovchakAndrew Yurovchak5 månader sedan
    • Andrew Yurovchak mm I see you’re one of those

      Joe M.Joe M.4 månader sedan
    • Joe M. He sold a singular joke in Minecraft

      Andrew YurovchakAndrew Yurovchak4 månader sedan
    • What

      Joe M.Joe M.4 månader sedan
  • why the video ended right when carson was telling a joke bro i wanted to hear it

    aNtoNia sArAviAaNtoNia sArAviA5 månader sedan
  • This "wood fired pizza" is basically another version of Charlie's (critikal) bored burgers joke.

    Yam MolchoYam Molcho5 månader sedan
  • can I say watching these videos is so strange. because I see the youtubers and content creators that I watch now (Carson, Schlatt, Traves, etc.) then I also see in the chat like,,, Bajan, Aphmau, DanTDM, people I used to watch years ago- and it’s so so weird.

    common youtube channel namecommon youtube channel name5 månader sedan
  • This dude really be a a gumball

    OsvaldoOsvaldo5 månader sedan
  • carson stinky

    Fergatorn -Fergatorn -5 månader sedan
  • Imagine Carson on 2b2t...

    Gh LangGh Lang5 månader sedan
  • Carson: *makes a funny joke* Carson: *repeats joke until he dies* Carson: "THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF COMEDY"

    MisfitEmilyMisfitEmily5 månader sedan
  • "Bored burgers, the burger not have any fun"

    Sonic SantoroSonic Santoro5 månader sedan
  • 2:11 made me laugh so hard

    Itz SpykeItz Spyke6 månader sedan
  • Wait hold on he didn't finish the joke at the end I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE WAS GONNA SAY

    One Of The Pickle GuysOne Of The Pickle Guys6 månader sedan
    • I think the punchline is “wood fired pizza, that sounds pretty good”

      Jack MackayJack Mackay5 månader sedan
  • This whole comment section is wood fired pizza

    Josephine GibsonJosephine Gibson6 månader sedan
  • What was the joke he was telling at the end I didn't get to hear it it cut off before he could finish

    BeefenBeefen6 månader sedan
  • 16:10 What was the end of the joke

    Chillin SpiritChillin Spirit6 månader sedan
  • I finally understand the joke. It's been 8 months

    Kiwi BennettKiwi Bennett6 månader sedan
  • And then I said how's the pizza gonna get a job now... funniest shit

    Jr3Jr36 månader sedan
  • I listened to Carson's joke so much that my brain forgot that "wood fired pizza" actually meant.

    Ace SAce S6 månader sedan
  • Hey Carson just wanted to let you know I told my girlfriend the would fire pizza joke then she left me :)

    Syberwolf GamesSyberwolf Games6 månader sedan
  • I’ve got a joke, Fitz

    ben hallben hall6 månader sedan
  • Can I hear a joke

    BBQburgerBBQburger6 månader sedan
  • How did i completely forget Junkey was in this video?

    Aron108Aron1086 månader sedan
  • At 7:25 Carson and I burped at the same time. I feel a connection

    Milk BagMilk Bag6 månader sedan
  • Why did you cut off the end? I wanted to hear the joke.

    Uh YeahUh Yeah6 månader sedan
  • Any aphmau fans here saw that she and Adam were in this video 2:00

    Paige OrdonePaige Ordone7 månader sedan
    • Team 11

      Paige OrdonePaige Ordone7 månader sedan
  • 10:36 Carson refuses ethnic boy of services when he just wants a joke.

    Aarron SchaferAarron Schafer7 månader sedan
  • Last night I was sitting in the back seat of my car and there was this sign at this certain restaurant. The sign read 'Wood Fired Pizza', so I said "Wood Fired Pizza? How's pizza gonna get a job now?"

    Cyborg SilasCyborg Silas7 månader sedan
  • pog

    Ein ManUEin ManU7 månader sedan
  • Pizza: **has a job** Wood: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

    Alexis TeaboutAlexis Teabout7 månader sedan
    • ^

      namachinamachi3 månader sedan
    • stolen from a comment above this one

      VuxlaVuxla4 månader sedan
  • My fav part was when carson told the joke

    LoiricLoiric7 månader sedan
  • I'm so pissed I didn't get to hear the end of that joke.

    The Boi Who Likes To YeetThe Boi Who Likes To Yeet7 månader sedan
  • It took me 6 months to understand the joke

    Cody 805Cody 8058 månader sedan
  • Carson: “*sighs* oh god *SIgHS* I hope no one watches my video” Views: 1.3 million👌👌👌

    nuradlina Anuradlina A8 månader sedan
  • L....

    LL8 månader sedan
  • Its 2020 and i finally understand the joke

    Briar SchenkBriar Schenk8 månader sedan
  • C(arson) 😢

    jahkwellin _jahkwellin _8 månader sedan
  • Nobody: Junky: YOLO stands for YOLO OLO LO O

    Aron108Aron1088 månader sedan
  • It's Been a Year And I Finally Have Figured Out The "Wood Fired Pizza" Joke...... A FUCKING YEAR!

    BozonickBozonick8 månader sedan
  • Me and the boys jumped wood and bit the shit out of him so we avenged you pizza hope you find a new job

    Diego BrandoDiego Brando8 månader sedan
  • Omg i'm so sleep deprived and this is absolutely hilarious

    FrenchToasties123FrenchToasties1238 månader sedan
  • What's the server name and IP for this

    Misael CuevaMisael Cueva9 månader sedan
  • so last night, I was sitting in the backseat of my car.

    SkeleSkele9 månader sedan
  • i will start doing this one word at a time wood

    The FamilyThe Family9 månader sedan
  • i like that outro cut. lol

    Passive PlayzPassive Playz9 månader sedan
  • Carson has a dumper like a truck

    Nick IribarrenNick Iribarren9 månader sedan
  • Lol I don't like jews

    Meat BerryMeat Berry9 månader sedan
  • Seeing speedy and sidearms interacting with Carson is like my ex wife interacting with my current girlfriend

    James ForesterJames Forester9 månader sedan
  • Nice

    xXRadioactiveGoatXxxXRadioactiveGoatXx9 månader sedan

    Kyle LastNameKyle LastName9 månader sedan
  • His neck holds great power

    Emii LeeEmii Lee9 månader sedan
  • wood-fired pizza is the only joke carson's ever made. it gets funnier every time i hear it

    Moono StultusMoono Stultus9 månader sedan